Funny wedding greetings in verse

Be healthy, live richly,
As much as your salary will allow you.
But know that salaries are always not enough,
Shake all the ancestors – they will add to you.
You have twice as many parents,
Love them harder, stay longer.
Don’t be afraid of booties, don’t be afraid of diapers –
Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
But children bother parents,
Throw them to the grandmothers – they will educate.
But most of all I wish, however,
That there was no marriage in your marriage!