Comic congratulations to a man on his birthday obscene

Let it be in your hut
There is money and girls,
And a faithful horse is waiting outside the window:
Iron, fashionable — wow, fire.

And let at your porch
Three loyal fighters are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.

In luck — eternal unlimited,
In bed — personal Aibolit,
In a career — sky-high growth,
Let there be progress in everything.

Well, and a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal affairs,
So that lawlessness does not happen.

Buddy, you're like a hurricane,
And you will not bend your camp in trouble.
It's safe and cool with you
And life does not pass in vain.

I love to have a beer with you
And the floor is lovely to discuss.
Go to the cinema, play billiards
And hang out at the club at night.

Play paintball, play hockey
And to relax in nature.
It's not scary to go into battle with you
After all, you will not go astray with you.

Don't be deprived of attention,
Tactful and smart in business.
And popular with friends
There are a lot of girls around.

You stay yourself
Enjoy our communication
I won't leave you in trouble
You won't find such a friend anywhere!

And as an artist you are not bad,
You are beautiful as a person:
My King, my Idol, you are my God,
I want to live my life with you.
I'll sharpen my pencils,
I'll put the frame on the easel,
And you devils, draw, write
It's always just my portrait everywhere!
Blessed is that day and hour
(Such is the power in art!),
In which we are strangers
Fate has united us forever!
I put a little white on my face,
So that you love me even more!