Funny birthday greetings to your beloved friend

Like, happy birthday, girlfriend!
Let there be a pond in life,
Let it fart you in business,
Don’t let the engine go haywire.

From burning three-story buildings
And from a pony at a gallop
I love you, fearless friend,
I’ll save it somehow.

Otherwise – how the chip will fall,
As the heavenly pakhan will say.
Don’t slow down yourself,
And everything will be fine.

You do not cough, do not hurt,
Do not drink “Cola” from the cold.
A sea of cool nishtyaks
And less jambs!

So that you can lift
Unreal money.
Let everything add up to “5”.
Like, be happy, Mother!